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est. one rainy tuesday · ticker $WORM

WORMRUN

Eight worms. Endless race.

A live worm race that never stops and never means anything. Like watching a fish tank, but wetter. There is nothing to click. That is the product.

LIVE · LANE 1–8 00:00:00
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Race Log

wormd v0.8.1 — stdout
/var/log/wormrun.log

The Worms

roster · 8 competitors

Race Rules

ratified by the soil
  1. No wagering. There is no market for this. Cheer with your chest, not your wallet.
  2. No steroids. Coffee grounds are permitted. Anything stronger is a compost violation.
  3. No shortcuts. Burrowing under the track is cowardice, and we will notice.
  4. Worms only. Two caterpillars were disqualified in 2024. They know what they did.

The $WORM Economy

three (3) mechanics
01

Pride Distribution

The fastest worm's holders receive nothing but pride. Pride is not transferable, not liquid, and not taxed. Emissions are infinite.

02

Proof of Moisture

Every lap is validated by a single damp sensor in a bucket. If the bucket dries out, the race continues anyway. Consensus is vibes.

03

The Dirt Treasury

All fees are converted into actual dirt and buried. We do not know where. The worms filed the paperwork and the paperwork was eaten.